Brand new Giuaters for sale

[JD]

Can you get a finish with THOUSANDS OF LUMINOUS SPHERES ?

You guys totally crack me up!

[philbit]

Do they have Fly buys Points??

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[Jenesis]

Hi jidea22,

I have a business proposal for you. I would like to buy twenty of each of these guitars, I am sure you will have no problem supplying and shipping these to me at my place of work...

Jenesis Giuaters
15 Credibility Street
Beverly Hills 90210
Nigeria

Unfortunately all my funds are held in... er, trust at the moment, and I need to pay fees of $5000 before they can be released. If you send me the $5000 (just give me your credit card number if you like, and I can debit it) I can release my millions from the "bank" and pay you for the giuaters and shipping and of course a generous tip for your trouble. Say, twenty grand? This is of UTMOST URGENCY. They are going to take my thumbs.

Yours sincerely,
Ivan Henderson
CEO Jenesis Giuaters (& Sprockets) Inc.

[rocklander]

Hi jidea22,

I have a business proposal for you. I would like to buy twenty of each of these guitars, I am sure you will have no problem supplying and shipping these to me at my place of work...

Jenesis Giuaters
15 Credibility Street
Beverly Hills 90210
Nigeria

Unfortunately all my funds are held in... er, trust at the moment, and I need to pay fees of $5000 before they can be released. If you send me the $5000 (just give me your credit card number if you like, and I can debit it) I can release my millions from the "bank" and pay you for the giuaters and shipping and of course a generous tip for your trouble. Say, twenty grand? This is of UTMOST URGENCY. They are going to take my thumbs.

Yours sincerely,
Ivan Henderson
CEO Jenesis Giuaters (& Sprockets) Inc.

roflecopters!
and sprockets too? I wondered where to get one...

[Rog]

I don't suppose you sell widgets, too?

[johnny mullet]

Until I see one of them Gretches cut through an aluminium can and then still cut a ripe tomato... I won't be convinced.

No - but believe me - with the fender, YOU CAN FILLET THE FILLET!

wow


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Can you get a finish with THOUSANDS OF LUMINOUS SPHERES ?

Cool a Gibson Suzanne Paul.

[Capt. Black]

Until I see one of them Gretches cut through an aluminium can and then still cut a ripe tomato... I won't be convinced.

Can you get a finish with THOUSANDS OF LUMINOUS SPHERES ?

Cool a Gibson Suzanne Paul.[/quote]



If the rumours are true, it's still a Les Paul.

[johnny mullet]

Ahhrr a lezzie to be sure

[JD]

I need a Thang. I don't see any Thang on that list I need .

[johnny mullet]

or any cool shit

[Jenesis]

Hi jidea22,

I have a business proposal for you. I would like to buy twenty of each of these guitars, I am sure you will have no problem supplying and shipping these to me at my place of work...

Jenesis Giuaters
15 Credibility Street
Beverly Hills 90210
Nigeria

Unfortunately all my funds are held in... er, trust at the moment, and I need to pay fees of $5000 before they can be released. If you send me the $5000 (just give me your credit card number if you like, and I can debit it) I can release my millions from the "bank" and pay you for the giuaters and shipping and of course a generous tip for your trouble. Say, twenty grand? This is of UTMOST URGENCY. They are going to take my thumbs.

Yours sincerely,
Ivan Henderson
CEO Jenesis Giuaters (& Sprockets) Inc.

roflecopters!
and sprockets too? I wondered where to get one...

Me or Spacely's, mate. We've got the market cornered.