Jazz? It's not all wank

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Danger Mouse wrote:For the most part I think categories are just a convenience. I can type metalcore into YouTube and find new music that's pretty much going hit the mark, but beyond that I don't really care and am certainly not limited by any of it (or if I am, I'm not bothered by it).
Of course, and it even saves a lot of musicians from the hassle of turning up to the wrong audition. :D

And oh... Carcass. I thought we were talking about Crass and had a weird Alice in Wonderland moment there.
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What audition?

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mike wrote:What audition?
Well, if we didn't have categories, words like "Norwegian Black Metal"... band auditions would be a lot more hit-or-miss... with guys turning up to auditions in their best checked shirt and sporting their Teles + B-Bender. ;)
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I should have disclosed that I haven't been to an audition since 1992.

I believe that John 5 owns a B-Bender. And I'm fairly sure I've seen a picture of him in Guitar World or a similar magazine in a check shirt, though none are on sale in the following link.

http://john-5.com/store/

Having said that, from what little I've heard of his playing he is an excellent musician with an interesting stage presence.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1WHa7IqS8A[/youtube]


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdc7u4MUYYo[/youtube]


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4MBSoId6_I[/youtube]

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Now, to me, that's ALL wank.

edit- the last clip has some merit, but I think you could substitute stagecraft for technical musicianship and the statement would still hold true. Horrible, calculated crap IMO (emphasis on the O).

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benderissimo wrote:Now, to me, that's ALL wank.

edit- the last clip has some merit, but I think you could substitute stagecraft for technical musicianship and the statement would still hold true. Horrible, calculated crap IMO (emphasis on the O).
Also not entirely representative of his work. This is my fave track of his, that I've heard so far.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YukR6tE9k2c[/youtube]
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hamo wrote:
benderissimo wrote:Now, to me, that's ALL wank.

edit- the last clip has some merit, but I think you could substitute stagecraft for technical musicianship and the statement would still hold true. Horrible, calculated crap IMO (emphasis on the O).
Also not entirely representative of his work. This is my fave track of his, that I've heard so far.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YukR6tE9k2c[/youtube]
Yep, I realise that- just commenting on the examples shown.

There is a fair bit of magic in the clip you posted, Hamo.

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He's got an awesome collection of teles, I do find a lot of his stuff a bit too country shred for my liking, but talented nonetheless!
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Anything-Shred turns me off faster than Conway's blue PRS.

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benderissimo wrote:Anything-Shred turns me off faster than Conway's blue PRS.
:lol:
Slowy wrote: That's the problem; everything rewarding is just such hard work. Regret takes much less effort.

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jeremyb wrote:He's got an awesome collection of teles, I do find a lot of his stuff a bit too country shred for my liking, but talented nonetheless!
teles, country shred... how do you feel about Johnny Hiland?

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Ick.

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benderissimo wrote:Ick.
such a purist... :lol:

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hamo wrote:
benderissimo wrote:Now, to me, that's ALL wank.

edit- the last clip has some merit, but I think you could substitute stagecraft for technical musicianship and the statement would still hold true. Horrible, calculated crap IMO (emphasis on the O).
Also not entirely representative of his work. This is my fave track of his, that I've heard so far.
I know what you mean Ben, but again it all depends what people do with their Klevverness - tedium and irritation can arise even at the breast of mother virtuosity.

I hadn't heard him playing anything along the lines of Hamo's pick above.

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Vince wrote:
jeremyb wrote:He's got an awesome collection of teles, I do find a lot of his stuff a bit too country shred for my liking, but talented nonetheless!
teles, country shred... how do you feel about Johnny Hiland?
Never heard of him before but I enjoyed this thanks.

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