How do you write the perfect Emo song?

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Re: How do you write the perfect Emo song?

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ooohhh do you read wikipedia too?


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Rigtho you lot watch and LEARN - the perfect emo song

Suzanne takes you down

to a place by the river

where she's got a chainsaw hidden

just to cut out your liver

and you know that she's half crazy

on drugs of a peculiar kind

but you think maybe you'll trust her

cause you're the self-loathing kind



Now Jesus was a carpenter

who banged the wooden platter

and thirteen similar loosers

decided he didn't matter

they sold him to the Romans

then blamed poor old Judas

since they all wrote the gospells

when out of sight was out of mind.


Now the Sun is setting

in Suzannes place by the river

she fed you tea and oranges

and then cut out your liver

so your're feeling rather bloody

and really quite unkind

cause you've just gone and cut her tripes out

she wasn't the only one with a crazy mind.

See - easy as :lol:
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Backing.......away........no.........eye.........contact..........
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IM NOOOOT OOOOO KAAAYYY

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@B45 I think we have a riff that'll go with those lyrics...
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zdali wrote:@B45 I think we have a riff that'll go with those lyrics...
Well if you don't Len Cohen certainly does! :lol:
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Re: How do you write the perfect Emo song?

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B45-12 wrote:
zdali wrote:@B45 I think we have a riff that'll go with those lyrics...
Well if you don't Len Cohen certainly does! :lol:
lol

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