How do you write the perfect Emo song?

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Post by MunkyWrench »

we need the word "e-m-o" censored or something..

instant 2 day ban for mentioning them without the verb 'kill'?

or some sort of smiley. maybe a retarded emo crying.. complete with 'waa waa'

all i can say is dont promote that sh*t.

and where can i buy that awesome awesome t-shirt "F*** YOU YOU F**CKING EMO C**T".

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Post by Bg »

I'm sensing a certain amount of hostility here.....
So, is that low alcohol or no alcohol at all? mmmm, no alcohol, do you want to try it? Noooooooooo.

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That would be BG... :shock:
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so I'm a massive oik eh? hmmmmm....
So, is that low alcohol or no alcohol at all? mmmm, no alcohol, do you want to try it? Noooooooooo.

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Uh oh! Duck!
He hit a chord that rocked the spinet and disappeared into the infinite ...

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No Rog! you NEVER, EVER wants to trust a duck! Oh I know they look like cute, plump friendly animals just wandering around going quack all the time - but that's what they want you to think!

Look deeper into those beady, cunning, wicked little eyes and the truth will emerge - as you profer the bread it is calculating how much flesh it can rip off 'by accident'; when you lock up the gun cupboard don't you feel a keen intelligence watching your every move and you should ask yourself why so many Christchurch joggers that follow the banks of the Avon are never seen again.

Look at their natural allies - the fiendish celestials - in every chinese style food shop there are ducks hung up and this should show you world domination is the eventual aim of this hellish pairing.
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OTOH, I saw an experiment with a duck echo the other week on telly. Proving that duck's quacks actually DO echo.
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Post by Bg »

its a shame a whole generation or two have missed out on the enchanted wonderland that is 70's porno flicks.... a quim is another word for the one you tried to use.
So, is that low alcohol or no alcohol at all? mmmm, no alcohol, do you want to try it? Noooooooooo.

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Post by Optimus_prime »

sounds like a dirty dance step to me

the monster quim
graveyard smash

etc

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Post by Danger Mouse »

Optimus_prime wrote:sounds like a dirty dance step to me

the monster quim
graveyard smash

etc
I've done a few monster quims in my time.... experiences I'd like to forget... :shock:
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Post by badmotor »

Damn spring weather.

I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.

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Perfect emo song? Kind of an oxymoron.

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badmotor wrote:Damn spring weather.

I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.

hahahaha, very clever!! :twisted:
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Post by rob_on_guitar »

badmotor wrote:Damn spring weather.

I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wish my ex was emo but I think shes more of a screamer :lol:

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Post by danrawkz »

Cant say I have any idea.

I don't listen to enough Rites of Spring, Fugazi, and Sunny Day Real Estate to know :wink:

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