Return of the Gibbons shocker thread!

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Re: Return of the Gibson shocker thread!

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I say "FAKE". I mean look at that logo!
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Re: Return of the Gibson shocker thread!

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Are those Shaggin' Wagon Les Pauls real? I kind of like them...

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telefiend wrote:Are those Shaggin' Wagon Les Pauls real? I kind of like them...
I totally like them. Beats boring-ass fucking bursts all day long.
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Re: Return of the Gibson shocker thread!

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HackSaw wrote:
telefiend wrote:Are those Shaggin' Wagon Les Pauls real? I kind of like them...
I totally like them. Beats boring ass fucking bursts all day long.
I've never seen an ass fucking burst, what is boring about them?
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Danger Mouse wrote:
HackSaw wrote:
telefiend wrote:Are those Shaggin' Wagon Les Pauls real? I kind of like them...
I totally like them. Beats boring ass fucking bursts all day long.
I've never seen an ass fucking burst, what is boring about them?
You never want an ass to burst when you're fucking.

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Re: Return of the Gibson shocker thread!

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Michael wrote:
Danger Mouse wrote:
HackSaw wrote:
I totally like them. Beats boring ass fucking bursts all day long.
I've never seen an ass fucking burst, what is boring about them?
You never want an ass to burst when you're fucking.
Very messy.

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better than a squirter
a splurter
There are still some that think the neck PU is moved to accommodate the extra frets which only proves they cannot detect the difference in length of each.

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Danger Mouse wrote:
HackSaw wrote:
telefiend wrote:Are those Shaggin' Wagon Les Pauls real? I kind of like them...
I totally like them. Beats boring ass fucking bursts all day long.
I've never seen an ass fucking burst, what is boring about them?
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I should of known not to click JB's Link!!!!! :-)
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I probably could have phrased that better, but where is the fun in that?

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Michael wrote: You never want an ass to burst when you're fucking.
Isn’t that why you wrap them in electrical tape first?
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werdna wrote:Well at least I can still make toast in the bath without anyone telling me it's unsafe.

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mrmofo wrote:better than a squirter
a splurter
Are you German????
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Danger Mouse wrote:
HackSaw wrote:
telefiend wrote:Are those Shaggin' Wagon Les Pauls real? I kind of like them...
I totally like them. Beats boring ass fucking bursts all day long.
I've never seen an ass fucking burst, what is boring about them?
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