How many guitars do you own? A survey

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Bg wrote:
WellyBlues wrote:
Polar Bear wrote:sizzlingbadger: I'll swap you for some magic beans ;)
I'm listening.
THESE BEANS MAY or may not HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME PACKET AS JACKS MAGIC BEANS, I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE. ALL I KNOW IS I GOT THEM OFF THIS OLD GUY CALLED JACK 30 YEARS AGO AFTER HE CLEANED OUT HIS SHED AND FOUND THE PACKET IN AN OLD WARDROBE. I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO PLANT THEM AND THINK THEY SHOULD GO TO SOMEONE WHO CAN USE THEM. SORRY YOU CAN'T READ THE PACKET PROPERLY BUT I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED THE PACKET IN MY 44 GALLON DRUM OF BLUE PAINT.
FUCK you know that Jack never even used those beans? He never did, go and google, never used them!!!!
Yes of course I should google 'Jacks beans' as instructed by someone who lists porn as a hobby!
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yeah JACKS beans! you know nothing!!!

I wouldn't sell them to you anyway.
So, is that low alcohol or no alcohol at all? mmmm, no alcohol, do you want to try it? Noooooooooo.

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Did I say beans ? sorry I meant beads.
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sizzlingbadger wrote:Did I say beans ? sorry I meant beads.
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Saw this flow chart on another forum....
Sadly I belong in the black box in the bottom right corner :oops:

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6

4

3

5

7

5

4

Oh, I dunno...

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opsguy wrote:48
Music, Family, Movies, Relaxing
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25 Electrics
1 Bass
3 cats
Looking back at these numbers I can see you were like an alcolohic....hiding your stash... guitars between Akl and Ham. Then, suddenly you had to condense and were exposed. I feel your pain.
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GrantB wrote:
opsguy wrote:48
Music, Family, Movies, Relaxing
CEO
3 kids
Married
4 Acoustics
25 Electrics
1 Bass
3 cats
Looking back at these numbers I can see you were like an alcolohic....hiding your stash... guitars between Akl and Ham. Then, suddenly you had to condense and were exposed. I feel your pain.
The struggle is real. Thankfully the question wasn’t asked about amps!

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Damn things are multiplying. Not sure anymore. Can't match you grown ups though.
Yet.
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12, although 2 are at the doctor, 1 is going to the doctor, and 3 are for sale.
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27
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Electric x3
Acoustic x1
Pedal Steel x1
Bass x2

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1, 2, many, lots

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One. It's all I need. Others would just sit around while my favorite gets played. Then they would get sold.

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Atm 3, technically I dont own one yet though.

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Re: How many guitars do you own? A survey

Post by codedog »

Considering the transient nature of the forum merry-go-round this survey is incredibly inaccurate. Heck, it almost manifests the Heisenberg Uncertainty at times!

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