Upcoming March Gearfest....

Terexgeek · Post by **Terexgeek** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:52 pm

bluesgeek wrote:
Capt. Black wrote:Oh yeah, I don't think any amount of beer is going to help BG's Gary Moore face.
yeah I seem to have reached a plateau with it, I'll try harder next time

Just slow the gurn right down when practising, you're aiming for accurate muscle memory not extreme performance, extreme performance will come with accurate practise. Also maybe warm up into it...Gary himself doesn't start out his performances with the full "rotating rough sawn 4x2 rectal insertion" face but warms into it after a few songs and so should you...

Post by Bg » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:04 pm

perhaps a metronome might help?

Danger Mouse · Post by **Danger Mouse** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:32 pm

bluesgeek wrote:perhaps a metronome might help?

How's a particularly well-groomed and smartly-dressed Gnome going to help?

Terexgeek · Post by **Terexgeek** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:27 pm

Danger Mouse wrote:
bluesgeek wrote:perhaps a metronome might help?
How's a particularly well-groomed and smartly-dressed Gnome going to help?

Strictly for the professionals the metro-gnome, especially as they're usually installed up the nose and assist facial expressions by manipulating nasal hairs...you're welcome to try, it may help with that "Arrgh, I've ruptured a haemorrhoid" facial clench...

Post by **Capt. Black** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:09 pm

Terexgeek wrote:
Danger Mouse wrote:
bluesgeek wrote:perhaps a metronome might help?
How's a particularly well-groomed and smartly-dressed Gnome going to help?
Strictly for the professionals the metro-gnome, especially as they're usually installed up the nose and assist facial expressions by manipulating nasal hairs...you're welcome to try, it may help with that "Arrgh, I've ruptured a haemorrhoid" facial clench...

It takes an altogether different kind of gnome to get that expression working properly...

TMG 03 · Post by **TMG 03** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:13 pm

Well BG is as tall as a Gnome.... so is Gary Moore for that matter.

Post by Bg » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:55 pm

TMG 03 wrote:Well BG is as tall as a Gnome.... so is Gary Moore for that matter.

cheeky bugger.... I'm taller than Tom Cruise

TMG 03 · Post by **TMG 03** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:03 pm

You half stack is taller than Tom Cruise.

Post by **Capt. Black** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:42 pm

Your pedal board even...

TMG 03 · Post by **TMG 03** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:07 pm

I wonder if he still has that. He might be interested in swapping it for some 5inch platform shoes.

Post by Bg » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:13 pm

heightist comments *sighs*

I won't tell you about the upcoming NZGuitars party then

darkness · Post by **darkness** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:17 pm

bluesgeek wrote:heightist comments *sighs*

I won't tell you about the upcoming NZGuitars party then

would he actually turn up anyway

TMG 03 · Post by **TMG 03** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:31 pm

You taken my spot mate.

DarcyPerry · Post by **DarcyPerry** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:44 am

What BG lacks in height he more than makes up for in tone. Just like his namesake Buddy Guy.

Terexgeek · Post by **Terexgeek** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:02 am

Capt. Black wrote:
Terexgeek wrote:
Danger Mouse wrote: How's a particularly well-groomed and smartly-dressed Gnome going to help?
Strictly for the professionals the metro-gnome, especially as they're usually installed up the nose and assist facial expressions by manipulating nasal hairs...you're welcome to try, it may help with that "Arrgh, I've ruptured a haemorrhoid" facial clench...
It takes an altogether different kind of gnome to get that expression working properly...

One for the fanatics only...I do know a guy with a pair of pilers who's keen to help...