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Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:30 am
by Vince
slowfingers wrote:(I just had this image of Saucey frantically counting the pieces) :rofl:
:lol: :lol:

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:45 am
by Hot_Grits
I dunno, you have to admire the work that's gone into making something that butt-ugly.

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:29 am
by Vince
Hot_Grits wrote:I dunno, you have to admire the work that's gone into making something that butt-ugly.
I know... and someone went to a Fitzcarraldo level of trouble to build this in Siberia.

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Having said that, I have a soft spot for the Zoot suit Gibson, not that I'm going to save up for one or anything.

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:02 pm
by Slowy
Vince wrote:
I know... and someone went to a Fitzcarraldo level of trouble to build this in Siberia.

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Looks like much of downtown Auckland

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:10 pm
by Bg
Conway wrote:Image
And its backside, ooooh eerrr
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ERMAHGERD!!!!! Some things can never be unseen :(

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 2:30 pm
by Slowy
Bg wrote:
Conway wrote:Image
And its backside, ooooh eerrr
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ERMAHGERD!!!!! Some things can never be unseen :(
It's the Barbara Cartland signature model. Comes with a White Fox fur and diamond strap.

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 2:35 pm
by bender
Looks like something I almost stepped in after the film awards last night...

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:02 pm
by Bg
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Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:06 pm
by Rog
This was mine. Didn't keep it long.

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Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:15 pm
by bender
That was a PRSn't though wasn't it?

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:26 pm
by alanp
On another forum, PRS wood ratings was described as a couple of guys who wiped alcohol rags across incoming lumber and graded it according to what they saw (AKA subjective as hell.)

Personally I'd post other things as gear porn.

Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:32 pm
by Pastasauce
Well, if someone posted it on the Internet...

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:44 pm
by Conway
alanp wrote:On another forum, PRS wood ratings was described as a couple of guys who wiped alcohol rags across incoming lumber and graded it according to what they saw (AKA subjective as hell.)
You mean a couple of highly experienced luthiers visually grading the grain.

Well, how else do you do it?! Scoffing at that is just a bit dumb, honestly.

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:51 pm
by Bg
yeah I have to agree, how else could you do it? Actually theres probably a decent way of doing it using computers and visual recognition technology, but give me a couple of guys whose job it is to check these things any day. I wouldn't think it was that subjective either, if they check every piece of wood I would (no pun) imagine they are exceptional at what they do. Like tea and wine tasters etc ;)

Re: Private Stock Porn (Conway's Fault)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:24 pm
by Slowy
The wood is utterly incredible. Some of the combinations, thinking of the Cartland model here, are visual indigestion but it doesn't take away from the artistry.

I want to repost this one. It's sublime!
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