What don't you like about Guitars?

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OpenCoil wrote:I spent a large portion of my life wanting to be an engineer, and trying to be precise and perfect, and I grew to hate those ideas.
Hrm, I suppose I don't like how the gf can (with no experience) form a chord and make it sound great with no buzz, but hates even so much as holding a guitar. :problem:
The relevance is she's doing engineering science.
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I remember reading once that guitar is the easiest instrument to learn, but the hardest to master.
He hit a chord that rocked the spinet and disappeared into the infinite ...

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First bit's probably not quite true - Saxophone was pretty bloody easy.
Had the same issue as calling card... It turned into a chore.
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Trems that go out of tune .
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I couldn't think of anything I didn't like about guitars, until this morning when I was reminded that I don't like the sharp ends of the strings that stick out of the tuning posts waiting to spear the end of your finger

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Rhettsauce wrote:I'm also all about plugging straight into the amp.
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Rog wrote:I remember reading once that guitar is the easiest instrument to learn, but the hardest to master.
I've read that too, but I agree that the first part is bollocks.

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Rog wrote:This is for electric guitars: I don't like that its about the ONLY modern instrument which sounds so bad by itself, that it has to be 'enhanced' with all sorts of electronic effects before being able to be played in public. I mean, pick up a bass and plug it into an amp and you're away - pick up a guitar and plug it into an amp and it sounds like shit - (according to all of you here - I bow to your collective wisdom).

Might be the popular opinion on here, but not applicable to all. I own one "effects" pedal, which is a clean boost my brother bought me for my birthday a couple of years ago. I have no idea where it is.
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Danger Mouse wrote:Might be the popular opinion on here, but not applicable to all. I own one "effects" pedal, which is a clean boost my brother bought me for my birthday a couple of years ago. I have no idea where it is.
I found that tremendously funny.
If I find it can I have it? :mrgreen:
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malevolentsparkle wrote:when at parties or whatever people say "oh you can play guitar? play [insert song here]!" which you either: 1. have never heard of, 2. have never played, 3. have played but can't remember it on the spot, or 4. can play it but they also expect you to sing it!
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Rog wrote:I remember reading once that guitar is the easiest instrument to learn, but the hardest to master.
I think thats bollocks though...

piano is easier to start than guitar. With a guitar you not only have to learn the notes but train your fingers to physically stretch and have strength.
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sizzlingbadger wrote:piano is easier to start than guitar
that makes sense. anyone who can count can play a chord on piano if they know that a major chord is root, third and fifth.
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Re: What don't you like about Guitars?

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I've been teaching myself keys(organ) for about 3 months now and yes sounding a note and getting great tone is easier. Thing is now I'm really starting to dig in and try to orchestrate eight fingers & two thumbs working their own ever changing patterns. Yep it's a mess like drunken soldiers falling about the field. Identifying notes is way easier and slowly becoming familiar with the black & white key landscape. In some way it's helping the guitar playing but not the practice.
Ah I dunno any musical instrument is a challenge, ear & rhythm is the greatest asset, if you are lucky enough to have imagination there is no limit.
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Single coil wrote:
Danger Mouse wrote:Might be the popular opinion on here, but not applicable to all. I own one "effects" pedal, which is a clean boost my brother bought me for my birthday a couple of years ago. I have no idea where it is.
I found that tremendously funny.
If I find it can I have it? :mrgreen:
Sure, it's in my house... somewhere... if you can also find my tax statement from 2010, I'll throw in a free guitar* :D


*this may sound generous, but you haven't seen the guitar I'd give away
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sizzlingbadger wrote:
Rog wrote:I remember reading once that guitar is the easiest instrument to learn, but the hardest to master.
I think thats bollocks though...

piano is easier to start than guitar. With a guitar you not only have to learn the notes but train your fingers to physically stretch and have strength.
and you don't need to stretch on keys??? Geeze I get far more cramped up on keys than on guitar ;)
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