Greenhithe Blues

Terexgeek · Post by **Terexgeek** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:37 am

Go on, we're all pretty brave here

Post by Bg » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:52 am

No way am I doing full frontal and exposing my 12-pack gut, even if someone shouts 'Sausages'!

Post by Bg » Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:54 pm

*Bump*

Next Saturday night folks!

Grab your passports and come on over to Greenhithe for a night of blues and crying in your beer!

*cough* a band profile...

"The Midnight Blues Band were formed in 2006 and consist of 2 guitarists, bass and drums. They play a mix of blues and blues/rock songs ranging from traditional blues to the rockier Gary Moore inspired blues. The setlist includes songs from Muddy Waters, T-Bone Walker, BB King, Eric Clapton and Gary Moore. Don't forget your earplugs!"

how about that? or a rewrite required?

do we need a mean and moody photo taken in an abandoned power station?

Post by **Capt. Black** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:50 pm

bluesgeek wrote:*Bump*

Next Saturday night folks!

Grab your passports and come on over to Greenhithe for a night of blues and crying in your beer!

*cough* a band profile...

"The Midnight Blues Band were formed in 2006 and consist of 2 guitarists, bass and drums. They play a mix of blues and blues/rock songs ranging from traditional blues to the rockier Gary Moore inspired blues. The setlist includes songs from Muddy Waters, T-Bone Walker, BB King, Eric Clapton and Gary Moore. Don't forget your earplugs!"

how about that? or a rewrite required? do we need a mean and moody photo taken in an abandoned power station?

Hey I'll write a bio for your band!

And I can take photos too. Best shots are in front of a brick wall, really cool. Or, on a railway track. The coolest shots of all are in front of a brick wall next to a railway track with..... a barbed wire fence!
You guys still got leather pants?

Can I? Can I? Can I?

Well at least I'll try top get to your gig. I'm not planning to go to Wellington or anything next weekend.

Post by Bg » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:28 pm

Capt. Black wrote: And I can take photos too. Best shots are in front of a brick wall, really cool. Or, on a railway track. The coolest shots of all are in front of a brick wall next to a railway track with..... a barbed wire fence!

Cool can we do this in an abandoned power station as well? with barbed wire, a brick wall, railway track and in BLACK AND WHITE? We can look mean and moody - just take my Kilkenny away, give Dave a bad monkey with a flat battery, take Kerry's dak away and tell James he's too quiet.

Capt. Black wrote: You guys still got leather pants?

Are there enough cows in New Zealand to make me a pair? Cool.... though I'd rather have a leopard....

Capt. Black wrote: Well at least I'll try top get to your gig. I'm not planning to go to Wellington or anything next weekend.

Mate, I tried, I even stayed sober but didn't reach the airport in time

the russian strippers just wouldn't let me leave until 5am

you know how demanding they can be, and how gullible I am

rocklander · Post by **rocklander** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:37 pm

bluesgeek wrote:
Capt. Black wrote: You guys still got leather pants?
Are there enough cows in New Zealand to make me a pair? Cool.... though I'd rather have a leopard....

anyone else remember this?

Post by Bg » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:43 pm

nup, I'm an immigrant.... I'm more likely to remember this - or rather not able to forget it...

rocklander · Post by **rocklander** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:02 pm

leopard larger was around in the 80's here and was the larger equivalent of double brown (can u still get that?). cheap as - and worth every cent

Post by Bg » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:15 pm

Watneys Red Barrel has been around forever and is the equivalent of a pint of piss, cheaper than piss and worth absolutely nothing except the dodgy guts and well deserved hangover in the morning - providing you drink 48 pints of it.... or if you prefer, slipping into python mode...

And complaining about the food.. ooh its SO greasy isnt it.
You get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with
an Instamatic camera and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesdays
Daily Express and he drones on and on and on about how Mr Smith
should be running this country, and how many languages
Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up all over the
Cuba Libres. Then sending tiddly postcards of places they dont
realise they havent even visited.... to all at number 22,
weather wonderful, food very greasy, but we have managed to
find this tiny little place hidden away in the back streets
where you can buy Cheese and Onion crisps and Watneys Red
Barrel. And spending four days on the tarmac at Luton airport
on a five day package tour with nothing to eat but dried BEA
type sandwiches and you cant even get a glass of Watneys Red
Barrel cos you're still in England and the bloody bar closes
every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting
and breaking the plastic ashtrays and they keep telling you
it'll only be another hour although you know damn well your
plane is still in Iceland and it has to come back and take
a party of Swedes to Yugoslavia before it can come back and load
you up at 3am in the morning. And then you sit on the tarmac
for four hours because of 'unforseen difficulties', ie. the
permanent strike of Air Traffic Control; and when you finally
get to Malaga airport and everyones swallowing into Vioform
tablets and queueing for the bloody toilets and queueing for
the bloody armed customs officers, and queueing for the bloody
bus that isnt there waiting to take you to the hotel that
hasn't yet been built. And when you finally get to the half-built
Algerian ruin, called the Hotel del Sol, by paying half your
holiday money to a licensed bandit in a taxi; thers no water
in the pool, theres no water in the taps, theres no water in
the bog, and theres only a bleeding lizard in the bidet!
And half the rooms are double booked and you cant sleep anyway
cos of the permanent 24 hour drilling of the foundations of
the hotel next door. You (play while appaling ????) apprentice
chemists from Ealing pretending to be hippies, and middle-class
stockbrokers wives from Esher, busily buying identical holiday
villas and suburban development plots just like Esher, because
the Labour Governments got in again.
Meanwhile the Spanish National Tourist Board......

Post by Bg » Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:18 am

Our new releases

Jenesis · Post by **Jenesis** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:24 am

Jenesis · Post by **Jenesis** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:25 am

Tweaked.

Post by Bg » Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:26 am

copycat!!!

Jenesis · Post by **Jenesis** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:30 am

Ooh, you dirty rotten editor!

Rog has taught you well...

Post by Bg » Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:32 am

you started it