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Judas Priest - rocka rolla. Couple of OK tracks, but not much like classic priest. The band has disowned it due to some contractual shenanigans where the record company gets ALL the money from it.
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Vince wrote:D'you think so? I mean, yeah.... it was rather patchy. But it had Khe Sanh on it. And it had that long jazzy thing on it, which hinted that they were more than another hard rock pub band. I guess it never occurred to me it was a bad album... I must have another listen to it.
I wouldn't go as far as saying it's a bad album. It's still good, but they only got better - whereas GnR arguably peaked with AFD.

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I'm a big fan of the Illusion albums, but they're so much more produced its hard to compare them to Appetite. I tend to treat them as a trilogy and ignore the other stuff. :mrgreen:
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Paul Holmes - Paul Holmes.

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Capt. Black wrote:Paul Holmes - Paul Holmes.
Immediate disqualification under rule 17, subsection D "Not someone that started off terrible and stayed that way"
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On come on, he was so much better when he stopped!

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Neil Young's first album wasn't too flash. Not bad really, just very meh. Made up for it with his next 8 or so albums though :lol:

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Capt. Black wrote:On come on, he was so much better when he stopped!
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Pantera... well anything pre CFH, I think they did about 4 hairspray albums.... ummm most are already mentioned.
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agree with the priest call...also the pantera one. Ironically I think sonically their first album with phil (power metal) is their best album. Dimebag actually has a really good 80's tone on that.

I was gonna say bon jovi - self titled mainly because I have only heard of runaway from it...but I have just listen to bits of it on utube and it sounds really good :lol:

also carcass - Reek of Putrefaction.....mind you any band that can do an album that has no songs that even get close to being 3mins long gets my respect :lol: :lol:

also gotta say dokken - breaking the chains.......never could get into that album
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willow13 wrote:also carcass - Reek of Putrefaction.....mind you any band that can do an album that has no songs that even get close to being 3mins long gets my respect :lol: :lol:
ha ha true... I got into them with Necrotism then bought Reek and was shocked at how fecking awful it was. Not even the same band.
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Kyuss - Wretch

I struggle to listen to it, there's a couple of good songs but compared to their other 3 albums albums it doesn't match up.

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Velvet Revolver...
I woke up this morning and said to myself
Self what a great day it is for Rock and Roll ...

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Sicklehut wrote:Velvet Revolver...
I'd agree with that, however, they remained bad.

I am a huuuuge Slash fan, but Contraband was 90% filler. I also can't stand Scott Weiland's lyrics:
Scott Weiland wrote:Fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling
Every time I'm falling down
All alone I fall to pieces
Yeah, OK, bro. We get it. You're falling to pieces. No need to repeat it 50 million times.

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