From right to left we have:
My 24 year old no-name nylon string acoustic. It refuses to die, despite even the time I asked for "a set of acoustic guitar strings please", was rather surprised at them being metal, and rather disconcerted when as I tried to tune it to pitch there were loud creaking and cracking noises
Next time I asked for nylon acoustic strings.My Samick Warlock, with DiMarzio Super Distortion humbucker, and the other pickup and control cavities filled in with wood, glue, epoxy, cement - whatever came to hand, really.
That's Chastity from Chaos Comics in front of the pickup, by the way. 
Jenna - Unknown brand Japanese strat copy. Horrible two tone sunburst (with a faintly greenish tinge
) and covered in stickers over the course of 17 years neck is from a Rockson dinky strat, pickup is a Seymour Duncan Hot Rails, pickguard by Ash. Jenna Jameson is front and centre - thanks stickerchick 
2004 Ibanez S470 - customised with DiMarzio Breed and PAF Pro humbuckers, coil splitter switch, funky new 5-way switch, and a new arm holder for the trem that Tsuken broke.
My Ash (semi-)custom. Body began life as the Rockson whose neck is currently sported by Jenna, but has been so beautifully modified by Ash that it bears absolutely no resemblance (beyond having offset double cutaways). Neck is an Ibanez Wizard II from an S470DX (apparently a reject neck, according to Ash, but not according to how it lets me play
). Pickups are DiMarzio Breed bridge humbucker, and DiMarzio Cruisers neck and middle. Bridge is Wilkinson VG300. Graphtech nut, Gotoh locking tuners. Funky wiring including Ash's custom version of the stellartone tone control multi-switch (http://www.stellartone.com).
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