Show Us Your Girlfriend!!

[satchboogie]

No rude comments about my Telecaster please, I love her dearly.

dood - you really should do something about your man-breasts...

ROFFLES

[Pakehendrix]

Ok, so it's not a picture but I think two comments from Hubby give you a great idea of why I love him. A portrait in words, if you will.

First, I sent him an email justifying the price of my latest guitar because I feel a bit guilty about the price. This is what he emailed me back:

Hey, you got what you want and I get to listen to you play! All good and all happy. 
Love me

An even better answer would be "no dear, you dont have to justify it to me"

Or "is that all you spent?". That's my dream response, now I just need to find a girl with more money than brains..

[hamo]

Or "is that all you spent?". That's my dream response, now I just need to find a girl with more money than brains..

[Pakehendrix]

Or "is that all you spent?". That's my dream response, now I just need to find a girl with more money than brains..

I said "girl".

[JD]

Sounds like he's setting you up for reciprocal forgiveness when he arrives home in a new car next week.

I think he's angling for a boat. Geddit? Angling?

[hamo]

Or "is that all you spent?". That's my dream response, now I just need to find a girl with more money than brains..

I said "girl".

Really? How did I confuse that with "lazy-eyed trilobyte"?

[satchboogie]

Or "is that all you spent?". That's my dream response, now I just need to find a girl with more money than brains..

I said "girl".

Come on. You wouldnt turn that down if it was offered to you

[hamo]

Come on. You wouldnt turn that down if it was offered to you

I'd turn that down if it came with a Gretsch. I don't rate her at all.

[satchboogie]

Come on. You wouldnt turn that down if it was offered to you

I'd turn that down if it came with a Gretsch. I don't rate her at all.

Fair enough You would be one of the few

[hamo]

Come on. You wouldnt turn that down if it was offered to you

I'd turn that down if it came with a Gretsch. I don't rate her at all.

Fair enough You would be one of the few

Your avatar on the other hand...

(Disclaimer: apologies if that's your significant other and not a random internet-sourced image!)

[mr_sooty]

Come on. You wouldnt turn that down if it was offered to you

I'd turn that down if it came with a Gretsch. I don't rate her at all.

Fair enough You would be one of the few

I'd turn her down, but maybe not if it came with a Gretsch .

[rocklander]

Come on. You wouldnt turn that down if it was offered to you

I'd turn that down if it came with a Gretsch. I don't rate her at all.

Fair enough You would be one of the few

I'd turn her down, but maybe not if it came with a Gretsch .

I agree that turning her down if she came with a Gretsch would be somewhat cutting one's nose off to spite one's face.
I'd let her fall on my sword for a Gretsch.. or even a strat

[Pakehendrix]

Come on. You wouldnt turn that down if it was offered to you

I can quite honestly say I would turn that down. I'm not a fan of STD's, especially not one that Mr and Mrs Hilton produced.

[Pakehendrix]

I said "girl".

Really? How did I confuse that with "lazy-eyed trilobyte"?

Holy crap! I thought that was a blonde Michael Jackson!

[satchboogie]

Come on. You wouldnt turn that down if it was offered to you

I'd turn that down if it came with a Gretsch. I don't rate her at all.

Fair enough You would be one of the few

I'd turn her down, but maybe not if it came with a Gretsch .

I agree that turning her down if she came with a Gretsch would be somewhat cutting one's nose off to spite one's face.
I'd let her fall on my sword for a Gretsch.. or even a strat

Sword , dagger , bread and butter knife