I can scarcely believe what just happened

[Molly]

I once took a mate to trade something at a music shop (a crappy Washburn I think). In the confusion he thought he was paying a few hundred quid towards the Marshall cabs he was buying when all of a sudden the old boy behind the counter pinged open the till and started counting out the cash to my mate! We weren't as gracious as GrantB I regret to say but instead grabbed the cabs and money and ran...

[hamo]

Nice work. Last epic deal I had I slipped the seller a few extra so I could sleep at night, and they could buy a nice bottle of whiskey.

That's the spirit

Or the spirits...

[Mr Bungle]

Dear Readers,

I never thought it would happen to me but, ...

Those were the days...

My friend we thought they’d never end!

Sorry for the threadjack, but this reminds me of a mate of mine. Caught a cab with the same driver and asked if he could record his yarns. Here’s my mate lip synching them.

https://youtu.be/E5Z-8UfY2yQ

[MiniForklift]

Reminds me of a cash machine in the UK back in the late 90's, it had a meltdown one day and gave you whatever cash you asked for without it coming off your account. I tried a couple of times taking a few hundred out in disbelief, then when I realised it was basically dispensing free cash I did a final larger withdrawal and walked away. Went back to try my luck the next day but it had been fixed

[Optical]

If you sell any of the mics...

Ditto heh