Revenge on crap instruments

vacant · Post by **vacant** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:23 pm

Speaking of that microwave, please explain to me how you use it and what it does? I've been wondering about that for an age.

rocklander · Post by **rocklander** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:11 pm

don't bother... they can't cook toast.. toasters are way better

Jenesis · Post by **Jenesis** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:56 pm

rocklander wrote:don't bother... they can't cook toast..

Ah, but they can make hot floppy bread.

thehenderson · Post by **thehenderson** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:49 pm

this one was part conventional oven, part microwave so you could infact cook toast (sort of)

Haha, it was just a 'stage prop', only took it to a few ones :p

Kristie · Post by **Kristie** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:33 am

I have smashed many deserving guitars. Though sadly, never on stage.

Post by **Capt. Black** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:59 am

I myself, quite regularly get smashed.

Simonski · Post by **Simonski** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:56 am

Jenesis wrote:
rocklander wrote:don't bother... they can't cook toast..
Ah, but they can make hot floppy bread.

But if you leave it, it goes crunchy

Post by **Capt. Black** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:49 am

Sounds like the musical tastes thread.

Starts out hot and toasty.
Gets all soft and moist after a while.
Leave it long enough and it gets old and crunchy again.

Cabb · Post by **Cabb** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:22 am

Had a squier strat. Power grinder took the paint off it quite well.

A few years later me and my dad decided to give it a bit of a trim in a bid to turn it into a travellers guitar I have a picture of it, but I don't know how to post it

Someone help me. It plays like a broom handle, I might add.

bluesbass · Post by **bluesbass** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:19 pm

Capt. Black wrote: Starts out hot and toasty.
Gets all soft and moist after a while.
Leave it long enough and it gets old and crunchy again.

So you've met my misses then?

Simonski · Post by **Simonski** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:24 pm

bluesbass wrote:
Capt. Black wrote: Starts out hot and toasty.
Gets all soft and moist after a while.
Leave it long enough and it gets old and crunchy again.
So you've met my misses then?

HAHAHAHA ewwww HAHAHAHAHAH ewwwwwww HAHAHAHAHAH ewwwwwww

bluesbass · Post by **bluesbass** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:36 pm

Simonski wrote:
bluesbass wrote:
Capt. Black wrote: Starts out hot and toasty.
Gets all soft and moist after a while.
Leave it long enough and it gets old and crunchy again.
So you've met my misses then?
HAHAHAHA ewwww HAHAHAHAHAH ewwwwwww HAHAHAHAHAH ewwwwwww

Thank you.
I'm here all week...

Post by **Capt. Black** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:31 pm

bluesbass wrote:
Capt. Black wrote: Starts out hot and toasty.
Gets all soft and moist after a while.
Leave it long enough and it gets old and crunchy again.
So you've met my misses then?

Yeah brother, she's reading this over my shoulder as I type.

RobRoyMcCoy · Post by **RobRoyMcCoy** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:46 pm

Capt. Black wrote:I myself, quite regularly get smashed.

Yes but are you a guitar....

I have always wanted to stick a pointy guitar through the speakers of a monster stack in a rage of artistic expression.

I don't know why. I think I have seen it on TV.

vacant · Post by **vacant** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:06 pm

I haven't smashed any guitars however my mate decided to start sanding my Ibanse 540r and never finished it so I took it to Ash and now it looks lovely. Also and airline beat up my acoustic pretty bad, and i even saw the guy throw it out with the rest of the luggage but was still pretty young and didnt have the balls to confront a big airport man. If I saw that kinda thing these days he'd get a piece of my mind.