The RESCHEDULING of the Bull Kelp Surfers Portland Public House

[Capt. Black]

Oh yes, and absolutely enjoyed you show, and, that poster is amazing! Who's the artist?

Bull Kelp Surfers.

[crowbgood1]

Oh yes, and absolutely enjoyed you show, and, that poster is amazing! Who's the artist?

Bull Kelp Surfers.

Oh, thanks.

[StrummersOfThunder]

Well it’s nabbed off a very old adventure novel. Artist unknown

[Slowy]

The first (only) time I seen you guys was at the Portland with Slowy.
I had my first ever asthma attack! I don’t necessarily blame you guys or the venue. But I’m never going to watch your band again… without an inhaler handy.

Slowy, fancy some company?

Hell yeah Boss Man! Want me to pick you up? It will be the middle of winter....

For anyone in proximity on the day, this will be an Event. Come along. The music is great but the real entertainment is watching every beautiful woman in the room fall at Strummer's feet.

[robthemac]

The first (only) time I seen you guys was at the Portland with Slowy.
I had my first ever asthma attack! I don’t necessarily blame you guys or the venue. But I’m never going to watch your band again… without an inhaler handy.

Slowy, fancy some company?

Hell yeah Boss Man! Want me to pick you up? It will be the middle of winter....

For anyone in proximity on the day, this will be an Event. Come along. The music is great but the real entertainment is watching every beautiful woman in the room fall at Strummer's feet.

If my roster allows, I'll make it down to decrease the average attendee age by a few years (and the average prostate volume by a few mL).

[jeremyb]

Oh yes, and absolutely enjoyed you show, and, that poster is amazing! Who's the artist?

Rolf Harris I believe!

[Slowy]

The first (only) time I seen you guys was at the Portland with Slowy.
I had my first ever asthma attack! I don’t necessarily blame you guys or the venue. But I’m never going to watch your band again… without an inhaler handy.

Slowy, fancy some company?

Hell yeah Boss Man! Want me to pick you up? It will be the middle of winter....

For anyone in proximity on the day, this will be an Event. Come along. The music is great but the real entertainment is watching every beautiful woman in the room fall at Strummer's feet.

If my roster allows, I'll make it down to decrease the average attendee age by a few years (and the average prostate volume by a few mL).

Your sacrifice will be applauded. I do tend to mess with desirable averages.

[Slowy]

Oh yes, and absolutely enjoyed you show, and, that poster is amazing! Who's the artist?

Rolf Harris I believe!

Banned. That despicable asshole was my childhood hero. Even today, I feel sullied and dirty. I do not appreciate this at all.

[MikeC]

Oh yes, and absolutely enjoyed you show, and, that poster is amazing! Who's the artist?

Rolf Harris I believe!

Makes sense, it must be why his nickname is "the octopus"

[jeremyb]

Oh yes, and absolutely enjoyed you show, and, that poster is amazing! Who's the artist?

Rolf Harris I believe!

Banned. That despicable asshole was my childhood hero. Even today, I feel sullied and dirty. I do not appreciate this at all.

Tie me kangaroo down sport! I had no idea, sorry!

[StrummersOfThunder]

The first (only) time I seen you guys was at the Portland with Slowy.
I had my first ever asthma attack! I don’t necessarily blame you guys or the venue. But I’m never going to watch your band again… without an inhaler handy.

Slowy, fancy some company?

Hell yeah Boss Man! Want me to pick you up? It will be the middle of winter....

For anyone in proximity on the day, this will be an Event. Come along. The music is great but the real entertainment is watching every beautiful woman in the room fall at Strummer's feet.

To be fair Bruce, I think you attended on an exceptional evening.... if my memory serves me .. two recovery room nurses (one who'm Id previously dated, and one whom I was yet to date) decided it would be fun to swap undergarments on the dance floor. Be very clear, this was definitely and outlier event in the otherwise underwhelming landscape of my lovelife! But its funny you recall it . I still think about it from time to time

[StrummersOfThunder]

The first (only) time I seen you guys was at the Portland with Slowy.
I had my first ever asthma attack! I don’t necessarily blame you guys or the venue. But I’m never going to watch your band again… without an inhaler handy.

Slowy, fancy some company?

Hell yeah Boss Man! Want me to pick you up? It will be the middle of winter....

For anyone in proximity on the day, this will be an Event. Come along. The music is great but the real entertainment is watching every beautiful woman in the room fall at Strummer's feet.

If my roster allows, I'll make it down to decrease the average attendee age by a few years (and the average prostate volume by a few mL).

Rob, will you be offering volume checks at the door?
Rob, sadly, youll find you are older than the average dive bar attendee in Kingsland by a decade so put that in your prostate and smoke it. The NZG guitar elders will be esteemed guests of the band and not segregated by gland volume!

[Capt. Black]

[Slowy]

The first (only) time I seen you guys was at the Portland with Slowy.
I had my first ever asthma attack! I don’t necessarily blame you guys or the venue. But I’m never going to watch your band again… without an inhaler handy.

Slowy, fancy some company?

Hell yeah Boss Man! Want me to pick you up? It will be the middle of winter....

For anyone in proximity on the day, this will be an Event. Come along. The music is great but the real entertainment is watching every beautiful woman in the room fall at Strummer's feet.

To be fair Bruce, I think you attended on an exceptional evening.... if my memory serves me .. two recovery room nurses (one who'm Id previously dated, and one whom I was yet to date) decided it would be fun to swap undergarments on the dance floor. Be very clear, this was definitely and outlier event in the otherwise underwhelming landscape of my lovelife! But its funny you recall it . I still think about it from time to time

I'm sure you protest too much. And it's not at all funny I recall it. I'm still a man and the event was spectacular! I'd follow the Surfers anywhere in the hope of a repeat.

[robthemac]

Hell yeah Boss Man! Want me to pick you up? It will be the middle of winter....

For anyone in proximity on the day, this will be an Event. Come along. The music is great but the real entertainment is watching every beautiful woman in the room fall at Strummer's feet.

If my roster allows, I'll make it down to decrease the average attendee age by a few years (and the average prostate volume by a few mL).

Rob, will you be offering volume checks at the door?
Rob, sadly, youll find you are older than the average dive bar attendee in Kingsland by a decade so put that in your prostate and smoke it. The NZG guitar elders will be esteemed guests of the band and not segregated by gland volume!

When the manager of the bar told you that he'd be doing volume checks throughout the night, I don't think that's what he was referring to.